What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:20

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
What happened to your school bully?
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Do happily married husbands cheat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.